Do you see Pierre Here

At most holidays Jeff does a poem or a song. This Christmas at my house was no different.

An ongoing joke is that Pierre is clearly the perennial son in law of the year winner for doing all sorts of things for the Smiths (whereas Nick won't let any of the kids skate, Jeff won't do any legal work and I won't attend to anyone's IT needs). The rest of just can't compete. A typical example is we head over to 158 Dana Ave and there is the bed of the Pierre's truck in Don's snowblower (crap - if I was there just 10 minutes sooner - I would have had the honor of getting his snowblower fixed and been in competition for the 2006 award. So the song this year was about Pierre. Video Coming Soon. Sung to the tune of "Do You See What I See" See melody here: http://ingeb.org/songs/doyouhea.mid

Do You See Pierre Here?

Said the Donald to his wife Sheila Smith
Do you see Pierre here? (Do you see Pierre here?)

We need him here with us right now
Do you see Pierre here? (Do you see Pierre here?)

The snow may come within a week or so
We must be sure Pierre is found
'Cause the snow can't fall to the ground
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Said Sheila to her daughter Jennifer
Is Pierre over there?
(Is Pierre over there?)
Your father wants to see him right away
Is Pierre over there? (Is Pierre over there?)

It's supposed to snow perhaps later in the week
If he comes the trophy will be won
Then your Dad will treat him like a son
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Said Pierre to his wife and to his kids
I must go to Smith's now (I must go to Smith's now)

The Donald has called - he needs me right away
I must go to Smith's now (I must go to Smith's now)

Sorry kids, you must stay at home alone
When it snows out, I must be near
So that I'll be in-law of the year
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Said Tony to his pals Jeff and Nick
What is it with this guy? (What is it with this guy?)

Always around to fix this and that
What is it with this guy? (What is it with this guy?)

He drives me nuts - always doing chores
He's really a Smith family mole
Let's never take him to a Super Bowl
(He's really a Smith family mole, Let's never take him to a Super Bowl)