RE: Weekend Recap

Missed in the comment section of my blog:

The Supreme Ruler of the 21st Pharonic Dynasty of Modern Times, and owner and GM of the Phabulous Pharoahs, bestows 40 virgins to each of his star week one performers, collectible upon their entry into Paradise. He also pities the poor infidels that stand in our way as the PP's march to victory in the NNL. Who were those girly-girl UGHers? What's a MityLito - a bug to be squashed in week II?

My team is too busy building my Temple Mausolem (for when I enter Paradise and collect my virgins) to talk trash during the week. I let them do the talking on the Fantasy Football gridiron each weekend. My PR hacks will provide the blog with appropriate drivel, however.

When your in middle of a covert op bodily functions become secondary. To be honest, I probably pissed myself at least 5 times and didn't even notice. I was completely drenched from head to tow in a foul mixture of water, silt, gas, oil and god knows what else. So putting a little urine into the mix was probably an upgrade.

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HOF

You didn't have to take a piss that whole time?

I've attached a quick overview of what transpired on that fateful night. I'll send you the bill

PFC LongPongLobsters

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The weekend recap….

…Nana's Blog needs a little work. Tony: can it be set up so that the entire e-mail string doesn't go in there?

…we still need the Nana HOF.

…there is nothing quite so humbling as to get pasted by your 2 year old nephew in fantasy football. Franky Pancakes blasted me and he still has guys to play. Since I am subsidizing four teams, if this keeps up, being in the league is going to be like owning a boat.

…I know there is a great story that I have not yet heard regarding the near sinking of the SS Nana's Gift. I understand that Mr. LongPondLobsters saved the day. Truly outstanding. What do I owe you? Before you answer, remember, the boat was free.

…the photo from JAXXXXIX the other day brought me right back to that moment - sitting in that IHOP with my bad haircut eating breakfast with Richard Dent. As I recall, he picked up the check that morning - a little told Super Bowl story.

Back to work.